FLIRTING WITH SCUBA DIVING

Scuba diving ermmm sound like interesting and adventurous but at the same time it's also dangerous to people like me... u know why?? coz i don't fuckin know how to swim hahaha...

HBK seems like already fall in loved with it.... Me?? i just loved flirting with it... PM?? he just don't have any fuckin idea about it!! (same like me he doesn't fuckin know how to swim hahaha)

But just like when you flirting with girls, you like to try but at the same time you will think does it worth it!! What if i got panic?? Of course i WILL... I don't fuckin know how to swim!!! What if... What If.... the list will be longer.....
Would i try it or not?? i don't have any fuckin clue...
I'm trying to break my mental block... try to break my fear.... but seem like it's hard to break, maybe i will need someone to push me in the water.

But again i loved to gamble, just like flirting maybe i will try it... what the hell!!! if it has been written in heaven that i die while scuba diving so let it be.... i think it worth it!!! Not all people have the chance to see GOD creation underwater.

But at this fuckin moment, i don't seem I'm gonna be at the course this Sunday coz i still have my fuckin flu...
( hehehe thank GOD i still have my fuckin flu)

Maybe later HBK hehehe...enjoy your courses, I reckon one day you will be an instructor but please... please... if u be an instructor make sure your female student MUST i repeat MUST wear 2 piece hehehe
( hermmm i wonder how to flirt underwater??)

ADUH......FLU!!!!!

Arghhh!!!! Flu menyerang kembali...bosan gilerzss nak buat ape pun xde mood. Abis semua ubat aku telan, penuh perut aku dengan bahan-bahan kimia.. jangan ada tindakbalas kimia yang boleh menghasilkan letupan dah la.... pecah one pack aku nanti hehehehe.

Habis semua kerja terbengkalai..xde mood...xde idea...xde tenaga..xde hasil.....Nie semua semalam punye pasal berkaraoke sampai pagi, kalau aku tau mamposs aku xmo pergi... lepak umah ngan gf aku lagi best layan astro.

Arghhh!!! nyesal pun dah tak guna, kalau la semalam plan x tukar last minute aku pasti aku x kan diserang flu....

Arghhhhhhh!!!!!! Permaisuri!!!!!

APA ITU AIR MANI??

"Air mani ialah hasil campuran sperma yang dihasilkan oleh buah zakar dan cecair yang dihasilkan pundi prostat, pundi seminal, pundi cowpers, pundi epidimis dan cecair daripada pundi urethra. Benih lelaki atau sperma hanya dua hingga lima peratus sahaja. Air mani yang keluar biasanya pekat dan beberapa minit kemudian akan menjadi cair. Ia pekat kerana mudah bertakung dan cair untuk memudahkan sperma yang terperangkap dalam kepekatan tadi bergerak dan berkeliaran. Jadi adalah lebih baik untuk air mani yang cair berbanding pekat. Adalah didapti kepekatan air mani boleh berpanjangan dalam vagina dan ini akan menghalang sperma daripada bergerak berkeliaran dalam vagina. Jika perkara ini berlaku mungkin akibat jangkitan kepada pundi prostat yang menghasilkan protein untuk air mani"

Pehhhh lepas aku terbaca artikel nie baru la aku tahu apa itu air mani, punya la banyak pundi yang diperlukan untuk menghasilkan air mani. Dulu aku penah dengar orang tua-tua cakap air mani ni air kehidupan, dengan air nie maka adalah kehidupan tapi biar kene tempat dia la ....kalau tak bersepah kehidupan nanti hahaha...
Mungkin nie la yang cuba di maksudkan oleh orang tua-tua dulu, cuma diorang reti nak sebut psl pundi-pundi tu..

Psstttt.....kalau la aku tau pasal nie masa aku muda-muda dulu takde la aku bazirkan air mani aku....heheheh....

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

GLORY...GLORY..MAN UNITED...

hahaha CHAMPIONS lagi double beb double... tak sia-sia wa tak tidur semalam..hahaha padan muka ASK lagi....

Superb performance DEVILS... tapi
cuak giler aku semalam masa ronaldo miss penalti tu..stop kejap jantung wa...mati-mati ingat dah abis dah..
hahaha nasib baik terry over confident tak masuk penalti hahaha
masa tu baru jantung wa berdegup balik...pehhhhh.....pasti AneSULKa lak tak score hahaha.....CHAMPIONS!!!

Padan muka Chelski....takde Cup langsung menang .....padan muka ARSEnal...padan muka Liverwhat?pool... puas hati aku...

next season The Devil will be even stronger...BELIEVE ME!!!!!


GLORY...GLORY...MAN UNITED!!!!

EARTHQUAKE......

REVISION OF EARTHQUAKE INFORMATION

Issued by Malaysian Meteorological Department
Ministry of Science, Technology & Innovation
at 11.07 pm 19/05/2008

This is a revision of the earthquake information issued at 10.55pm.

A moderate earthquake has occurred with these revised parameters:

Time of Occurrence : 10.49pm on 19 May 2008.

Coordinates : 2.1 North 97.9 East

Location : Northern Sumatera,95km Northeast of Nias,Indonesia. 408km Southwest of Kelang.

Magnitude : 5.1 on Richter scale


Assessment

No tsunami threat



This will be the final information issued by the department for this event unless there are further developments or additional information becomes available


Gempa bumi lagi....aiseh nie dekat2 area kite lak, ada member kat KL kata rasa bergegar sikit...sib baik aku tinggal kat tingkat 4 nie xrase apa2 td .... kalau tak mau kecut perut....

adussss...aku rase xlama lagi Malaya nie pun kene gempa bumi gak, x terkejut aku kalau satu hari nanti jadi....Bumi dah tua agak nyer..
Simpang malaikat 44 fuhhhh...jangan le ada gempa bumi mcm kat China tu, sian aku nengok budak2 kecik tu...Mintak jauhkan laa....

FINNE STORY VOL. 1

Date : Lupalah....
Time : Pun lupa lah....


HBK : apa mau minum??

PM : apa best beb? lu suggest la...

HBK : ermmmm lu try nie kuku berkarat...

PM : eh ok ke mcm penah try je..dulu Eddie Chivas penah bagi wa
try berkarat beb kepala hotak wa

HBK : ermmm lu ambik ayor payo la senang...

PM : ok setttt......

HBK : lu lak?

Wa : wa mcm biase la Ribena ..hehehehe...

HBK : wokehhhh.... Bro!!! Ribena satu...ayor payo dua....

Budak : orait boss!!!

PM : peh nie nak ke mano?? kotak ijo ke batu keras??

HBK : wa mane-mane pun leh, lu ?

Wa : kotak ijo la best, batu keras aduhhhhh!!! keras beb keras
wa beb...

PM : yo la...keras beb keras...ASK n The Satanss mesti ader
nyer..wa xlarat jadi kutu rayau lagi beb...

HBK : ermmm kiter minum dulu la nanti pikir....tunggu panggilan
suci sampeiii..

PM : kito bertigo je ke mlm nie? FatherRuss ngan Ijambohjan
mano??

Wa : biaso la FatherRuss kalau bra dah gantung kat tingkap
confirm tak kuar nyer...ijambohjan mano laei atas perut
gadis la....

PM : cehh....makan sorang...CDIJ x join ke??

Wa : dio mano leh kuar mlm2...sayang bini beb....

PM : harghhhh tuiii... wa pun ader bini gaks...

HBK : woitttt abihkan ayo cepat...wa dah dapt panggilan suci ni..

Wa : sapo? ASK n The Satanss ke?

HBK : kan la.... ado la...wa kene gerak nie..

Wa : mano?

PM : aisehhh gerakan solo la tu...

Wa : cehhh...abih tu kotak ijo camno?

HBK : hehehe lain kali la....

PM : nie sapo nak drive balik nie woiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!
wa dah keras nie woiiii!!!!!

HANG TUAH

Bosan.... so aku layan citer Hang Tuah kat Astro, lakonan P.Ramlee dan Ahmad Mahmud kalau xsilap aku. Hermmmmmmm memang citer P.Ramlee nie syiok kalau layan...

Citer pasal kesetiaan dan persahabatan. Tuah dengan kesetiaan yang membabi buta dan Jebat dengan persahabatan yg bagi aku juga agak terlampau, yang untung Sultan Melaka...( cehh apasal la Sultan selalu untung ekk?? ) Kadang tu terpikir jugak aku kalau la betul Hang Tuah tu wujud, apa la perasaan dia lepas dia bunuh Jebat yang membela dia masa kene aniaya dengan Sultan or whoever laaa... Macamana die meneruskan hidup dia lepas tu....boleh ke dia teruskan sisa-sisa hidup dia??? Ishhh sempit dunia jadinyer....

Ishhhh kalau aku la jadi Tuah, Sultan tu aku tibai hehehe silap-silap aku jadi Sultan Melaka hahaha...Jebat aku suh jadi Bendahara (dayang kongsi-kongsi la hahaha)....tapi entah la bab-bab kesetiaan ni susah la nak cakap masing-masing ada pendirian/pendapat masing-masing, mungkin Tuah masa tu ada sebab sendiri...Jebat pun ada sebab dia sendiri

hermmm apa pun citer nie best,syiok,mantap...tak macam citer Puteri Gunung Ledang entah apa-apa melarat entah ke mana....

Anyway Jebat still my HERO... kalau aku kat tempat dia pun aku buat benda yang sama, nothing to loose....what the hell!!! just fuckin do it!! KUDDOS JEBAT!!

CHAMPIONS!!!!!! NO TIME FOR LOSER.....

Hahahaha....CHAMPIONS again...hahahahaha padan muka Chelski..ARSEnal and the fuckin moron Liverwhat???pool.

Come 21st MAY we will conquer Europe again..Kuddos to RED DEVILS memang korang true devils hahahaha....only devils worship devils, puas hati wa hahahaha padan muka ASK,HBK,Russo the so call Liverwhat??pool hardcore fans hahahahaha

for The Devils Fans is time to celebrate n enjoy!!!!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! NO TIME FOR LOSER......

A Story From My Friend....Hairy...

May 14 2008,1:59AM

this a story by my friend name hairy,he send me through sms... we worked in a
same office..it's hard to get along with him if u
really dunno him directly but he has a good heart....but what the fuck... i like him...

just enjoy his story.....

Suatu hari CINTA dan KAWAN berjalan-jalan di sebuah
kampung....Tiba-tiba CINTA telah terjatuh dalam sebuah telaga...KENAPA??? Kerna CINTA itu buta....
Lalu KAWAN pun ikut terjun ke dalam telaga...KENAPA??? Kerna KAWAN akan berbuat apa sahaja demi CINTA....
Di dalam telaga CINTA hilang... KENAPA??? Kerna CINTA itu halus, mudah hilang jika tidak dijaga..sukar dicari apatah lagi didalam telaga yang gelap....
Sedang KAWAN masih tercari-cari dimanakah CINTA dan masih terus menunggu..... KENAPA???

hermmmm im still waiting for his sms in the middle of the night, disturbing my fuckin sleep... but what the hell i loved his FUCKIN story and it worth it reading his fuckin sms ....KUDDOS HAIRY...

1st CHAPTER

THE OPENING

In the name of ALLAH, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
Praise be to ALLAH, The Cherisher and Sustainer of the Worlds.
Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
Master of the Day of Judgment.
Thee do we worship, And Thine aid we seek.
Show us the straight way.
The way of those on whom Thou has bestowed Thy Grace,
Those whose Is not wrath.
And who go not astray.

who is blackened???

Blackened.....

who is blackened???
who am i???
what is my purpose here???
the answer is..... I FUCKIN DUNNO!!!!
i'm here without a purpose....with no fuckin agenda....
just to let myself free....
without fear....
SIAPA AKU???
AKU ADALAH AKU...
AKU ADALAH BLACKENED....

LETS THE JOURNEY BEGINS......

BLACKENED...
ONCE YOU BLACK...
YOU NEVER TURN BACK!!!